Trash Talk Calls

Create a custom Trash Talk Call!  Or borrow one of our preset messages by clicking the blue buttons below.
(NOTE:  For best results, use the latest version of Google Chrome.  FantasyGifs.com does not make outgoing phone calls.  We just provide entertaining material that you may choose to incorporate into your phone calls.)

Custom Trash Talk Call:

1. Modify the message below, or type your own text.
2. HIGHLIGHT TEXT with your cursor, to hear it read aloud.
3. Call your fantasy opponent, and play them the message!


Hello! A friend has enrolled you in our popular new training course, How To Play Fantasy Football 1 oh 1. This informational class will help improve your ineptitude at fantasy football.  Among the lessons you will learn:  How not to draft bad players.  Why it’s important to set your lineup each and every week.  And more!  To accept this enrollment, and acknowledge that you desperately need help managing your fantasy team, please hang up now.

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Hello! And thank you for your effort this week, as you attempted to win at fantasy football.  Although you obviously did not win, you REALLY gave a good try.  I’m sorry that things did not work out.  Keep trying hard.  And maybe you will win at some point later this season. Best wishes, and perhaps I’ll be in touch again after next week’s loss. Cheerio!

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Top of the morning to you! I wanted to reach out and offer my condolences for the sad loss you suffered this week in-your-fantasy-league.  Keep your head up, and don’t be discouraged.  It isn’t yore fault that you lost.  It is the fault of your terrible fantasy team. You truly have some exquisite-lee bad players.  Thank you.  And, goodbye!

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Hello! You’re receiving this message due to the extremely poor performance of your fantasy football team! Remember, the goal of fantasy is to score more points than the opponent.  Next week, when you set your lineup, please start players who might actually score fantasy points, and thereby give your team a chance to be competitive. Thank you for your attention to this important matter.  Goodbye!

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Congratulations! You have won a participation award for fantasy football!  While your team has not done well, and has scored very few points compared to other teams, you have successfully set a lineup of some sort every week.  Great work!  If you keep participating, one of these weeks you might even win!  Remember, showing up is half the battle.  Thank you, and farewell!

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